It may come as no surprise that I'm still what you would consider "fairly new" to the Linux ecosystem. I won't bore anyone with my #awesomechildhood but for context - I didn't have WiFi until I was an adult. Technically, I didn't have a computer, aside from a Surface Laptop Generation One that my biological father stole from the mother of my classmate. But, I didn't know how to use it for anything. It just sat most days. But if you know anything about them, their batteries make for a pleasant surprise,...