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Cassian Thorne, writer of Mystical, Magical, And Mundane Newspaper. Based in Wyrmwood, Luitannia. Send me a private scroll if you would like an ad in the paper.
Magical, Mystical, and Mundane Newspaper 09-02-2026
Pirates Pirating Pirately Things!!
-By Cassian Thorne
Somewhere on the coast of Landur lies the city of Cliff's Edge, a bustling center of trade and commerce. Known for their scenic views and famous icebreaker whales, this city is truly the place to be. But not too long ago, a threat has made itself clear.
Pirates.
But not just any pirates, pirately pirates. Who pirate, pillage and plunder pirately pieces of pirately prizes to purchase pirately pineapples and pirately, plump, peaches and plums....
Why should death be cold? Why should death be cruel? Causing more pain than needed? For I am death and death is glory. Should death not be a warm embrace after a freezing end? Should death not be healing after a wound? Respite after torture? A release from misery? Why am I labeled as evil and life everything just?
Life made a mistake, and out of necessity. I was born. With no end to a life, what is the meaning of it? To live forever is to live without meaning. To live without the risk of an end is to...
Mystical, Magical, And Mundane Fantasy Newspaper 06-08-2026
Dragon prices skyrocket as the N3C cracks down on illegal dragon trafficking!
By: Cassian Thorne
Earlier this week a policy was passed to allow the N3C (National Creature Care Committee) to start searching for and raiding illegal dragon smuggling stops. Teams of mages, sorcerers and alchemists have been appointed as Dragon Smuggling Search Teams, or DSSTs for short, to go looking for these highly illegal yet profitable businesses. What prompted this policy was on Jun 3, 2026 a massive stockpile of...
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