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Cassian Thorne, writer of Mystical, Magical, And Mundane Newspaper. Based in Wyrmwood, Luitannia. Send me a private scroll if you would like an ad in the paper.
Mystical, Magical, and Mundane Newspaper 06-12-2026
Students expelled from Bogarth School of Magic!
By: Cassian Thorne
Just yesterday students were found in communion with a demon named Chatteous Ginnespeleforalition, or GPT for short, and using his abilities to complete their homework and assignments for themselves. Teachers only found out after they walked in on the three crowded around a summoning circle performing a profane ritual to summon the demon. All mention of the demon and how to summon him has since been removed from the school. Following the...
Mystical, Magical, And Mundane Fantasy Newspaper 06-08-2026
Dragon prices skyrocket as the N3C cracks down on illegal dragon trafficking!
By: Cassian Thorne
Earlier this week a policy was passed to allow the N3C (National Creature Care Committee) to start searching for and raiding illegal dragon smuggling stops. Teams of mages, sorcerers and alchemists have been appointed as Dragon Smuggling Search Teams, or DSSTs for short, to go looking for these highly illegal yet profitable businesses. What prompted this policy was on Jun 3, 2026 a massive stockpile of...
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