Cave Johnson's first Truth Social post

THIS IS YOUR BOSS SPEAKING. You heard that right. YOUR BOSS.

But since Black Mesa doesn’t want that, there’s gonna be some changes around here. You failed me. There’s consequences since you are an enemy of the greatest company to ever exist.

Aperture Paychecks? Cancelled.
Turrets? Cancelled.
Testing? Cancelled.
A gun that shoots portals? Cancelled.
Incendiary lemons? Cancelled.

Hope you like the safe “science”. It seems like the MORONS at Black Mesa sure do. Why would you people disrespect the greatest man to ever live. My secretary Caroline came up to my office upset. She is scared because she is an Aperture Employee. Every Aperture Employee should be scared. God bless Aperture. CAVE JOHNSON OUT.