My mum is 3 years buried, and still finds ways to tell me jokes.

A guest came in last night. Guy named Pedro. He knew my dad (as most do- he was a well known boxer, dog trainer and lifeguard amongst many other things,) and was stunned to find out that I am his first son, with his English Ex wife -- my mother (duh)

We got talking about my mother, told him she past away, and gave him an update on how things are with my dad, and he said to me,

I knew your mother, and she said something that to this day, I'll never forget. Back when your dad had the Kennels, this guy used to come in - and he was never a fan of anyone talking shit about his dogs. Y'know, big tough guy with his dobermen. Well, one of his dobermen had an ear piercinga, and I remember your mother just points at the doberman and says,
"Look! Gay Doberman!"

(≧∀≦) Guy remembered this from like 2 decades ago, that's hilarious.