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@tardibyte
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Joined Aug 2026

Software engineer since high school where we had dial-up TTYs. Gay by nature, pan-romantic by heart. Xenophilic. I build things. I make things go. Cats. Cats are nice.

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5h•W:30•S:1•R:6

Holy fuck Reddit

I just got banned from Reddit for complaining about AI in a string of replies all complaining about AI. Everybody in the chat got banned for 3 days. Holy fuck.

15h•W:12•R:3

S is for Susan who perished of fits

Your daily Gashlycrumb Tiny.

Please keep your fits to a minimum.

1d•W:10•S:1•R:6

R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire.

We've all been there, right?

Your daily Gashlycrumb Tiny

2d•W:34•S:1•R:1

If anybody's interested...

I made a design for a sticker (or banner or whatever) if anybody is interested in making their own.

I put the image on my cyberspace page. You can download the JPG file.

https://pages.cyberspace.online/tardibyte/

2d•W:21•S:1

Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire

Daily Gashlycrumb Tiny

And yes, I have sunk in the mire of commercial technology and looking for a way out.

3d•W:9•R:1

Technology these days

Spending lots of money fixing problems nobody even had.

3d•W:29•S:1

P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl

Been there, done that...

Your daily Gashlycrumb Tiny.

Hard to believe I'm up to P already!

"Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana." G Marx

4d•W:16•R:1

One of my favorite revolution chants from Discworld

Truth! Justice! Freedom!

Reasonably Priced Love!

And a Hard-Boiled Egg!

from "Night Watch" by Terry Pratchet

4d•W:9•R:1

O is for Olive run through with an awl

Giving it her awl...

Your daily Gashlycrumb Tiny

5d•W:39•S:1•R:1

N is for Neville who dies of ennui

This is my favorite one. I think a lot of us here in Cyberspace can relate to poor little Neville.

But pip pip! Cheerio! Stiff upper lip and all that! Gotta keep going to fund the big oligarchs!

6d•W:57•S:1

A fall-based theme

/* Cyberspace Custom Theme */

Base Theme: brutalist

/* Colors */

Foreground: #ffd58c

Background: #120900

Dimmed: #b3995d

Border: #785800

Code: #ff9500

Code BG: #302820

/* Fonts */

Main Font: carthage-sans

Code Font: jetbrains-mono

/* Options */

Disable Text Glow: false

Disable Anti-aliasing: false

Enable Noise: false

Enable CRT Box: false

Enable Ligatures: false

Base Font Size: normal

6d•W:26•R:18

WARNING

Warning on package of peanuts:

WARNING - May contain nuts

I mean... duh?

Did someone complain and say "How dare they put peanuts in my peanuts!"

6d•W:16•S:1•R:2

M is for Maud who was swet out to sea

Your daily Gashlycrumb Tiny

... and then there's Maude!

(for those who remember this reference)

7d•W:62•R:14

Online news

Has anybody else noticed that all news headlines read as clickbait?

Crap like “This happened to the Pope and you won’t believe it!”

“San Francisco Created a Car-Free Oasis by the Sea—and It’s Driving Locals Mad”

“You’ll lose your mind when you make these scrumptious muffins!”

I rarely look at news anymore but when I do it makes me want to puke.

7d•W:5

L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks

Your daily Gashlycrumb Tiny

8d•W:5•S:1•R:2

K is for Kate who was struck with an axe

Your daily Gashlycrumb Tiny

9d•W:6

J is for James who took lye by mistake.

Daily Gashlycrumb Tiny

(yeah. "mistake")

10d•W:45•R:6

AI slop

Someone on Reddit bragged about using AI to make 1200 lines of code to turn on a light.

Am I going nuts? What the f@@@ is going on here?! And it got tons of comments “Congratulations!” I mean TURN ON A LIGHT?!?

Yeah we’re fucked.

10d•W:112

Nope

The hubz wants to go out today. I was going to order some eddies to pick up on the way, but the gummies I usually get aren't even shown on the web site anymore. In fact, the things they usually have are no ON SALE for the same price they've always been. MA is proposing to do away with legalized cannabis for some stupid fucking reason. Now they're panicking. I think we're pretty safe though. Nobody wants to give up their smokes/gummies/tinctures. I think Moms for Involuntary Celibacy and Boredumb are going...

10d•W:4

I is for Ida who drowned in a lake

Daily Gashlycrumb Tinies

~ EOF ~

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