5-9+80

Wow, wow thank you for picking up my call mysterious user!
Your signal is booming! Wow just utterly bombastic, i give you a 5-9+80.
Your signal is just impeccable, every syllable making my rib cage rattle, my knee crackle like bad weathers in town. Just utterly BOOMING into the shack here, How much power are you running?
If i had to guess enough to cook a thanksgiving meal with your tower!

WOW UTTERLY AMAZING, I CAN HEAR YOU WITH MY RADIO OFF!
THE POOR GROUNDS IN MY HOUSE SPEAK LIKE THE DAMNED!
Whats your QTH?, oh the interwebs must be an exotic place overseas.
Ill make sure to put you in the logs here! Neigh i must carve you into the stone tablet because this QSO is something to be studied by future civilizations!

Such, such SUCH a great contact oh man cant wait to receive the QSO card, just thinking about this contact gives me RF burns!

Anyway thanks for the great contact and have a great activation!