Mystical, Magical, and Mundane Newspaper 06-12-2026

Students expelled from Bogarth School of Magic!

By: Cassian Thorne

Just yesterday students were found in communion with a demon named Chatteous Ginnespeleforalition, or GPT for short, and using his abilities to complete their homework and assignments for themselves. Teachers only found out after they walked in on the three crowded around a summoning circle performing a profane ritual to summon the demon. All mention of the demon and how to summon him has since been removed from the school. Following the discovery of the students they were brought before the principal and hastily expelled for summoning demons on school grounds, falsifying schoolwork, and endangering the lives of others by allowing the powers of hell into the school.

The students; Kellan Gardett a Half-Elf, Boris Underfoot an Orc, and Sean Orinmire a human, have also been banned from practicing magic for the next seven years as punishment for their foolish actions. The parents of the three are devastated, "Never in a lifetime, would I have thought Kellan would have done something like that." Says his mother, Kara Gardett, "This is preposterous! To think that my son would have EVER done such a thing, communing with those infernal creatures... and just to do his homework!" Says his father. "He should know better. But I will have the world know this. We, the noble house of Gardett will never tolerate this, and he will be seriously punished for his transgression against all that we stand for, and all things holy."

The principal has also stated that "All of the students that have had any interaction with the three are currently under investigation, to make sure that it will never happen in my school again."

The situation should have never happened in the first place, but we can trust principal Bogarth to do what needs to be done to cleanse the school of dark magic and to make it safer, more secure, and better suited to deal with problems such as this. All we can do is to trust that our law enforcement, our people, and our parents will do the right thing to help us become a better society as a whole.

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