IMPORTANT BULLETIN

ATTENTION CYBERSPACE: CATASTROPHIC SEA-LEVEL RISE IMMINENT. THE INTERNET NEEDS YOU!

Please be advised: the next global tidal wave will fully submerge the entire United States of America (except California, Hawaii, and Burlington, Vermont weirdly) under the sea forever. Please reply with all the science fiction books I should put into my spaceship’s memory bank before fleeing the earth and flying to my space station orbiting Uranus hehe.