YOU KNOW WHAT.
I WAS RIGHT.
I wouldn't be able to handle Adventure Time. I just stumbled into Finn meeting his MOM. Like his actual, genetic MOTHER. I learned that magic stems from madness, sadness and hate, and that makes me question every silly, funny little thing that's happened. How sane every creature that can use magic really is. Finn built a TOWER to try and reach his dad so he can RIP OFF HIS ARM.

If I ever decide to go through with watching the show, following every other show and its canon, it could only be described as choosing to walk into despair and knowing I might not be the same after.