Thinking about it, it was pretty impressively stupid to start a culture war when yours is the side that barely makes cultural artefacts. Almost the entire western canon versus a few statues of slave owners, what were they hoping for? That the Harry Potter lady could conjure some sales for one of her new books?

Anyway, congratulations to the war on drugs for no longer being the stupidest war humanity has ever waged. Excited for the next most dumb thing ever.