With 2025 finally sunsetting on us and 2026 in line of sight, I'd like to bring your attention to the single bestest thing to have happened in the past year:

Al The Trashed Panda

The little masked shit was going through the ceiling of a liquor store, broke through one of the ceiling tiles (disabling cameras in the process), went on a night long bender and then crawled its ass over to the bathroom where it collapsed.

Merch in his effigy has been made, raising a couple hundred grands of funds for the local shelter where he woke from his hangover before getting released into the wild later on.

Later reports allegedly link him to a longer than expected breaking & entering spree in other local shops.

Fuckin' love raccoons man. 🦝