Something Profound

I'm gonna do something cool here. I don't know what just yet. But it will mean something, I think.

I have a lot of things I can do that would have that effect.

But I don't know what, so I guess today I'll just give you like a life-hack recipe. I am no means a chef, but I'm giving you the recipe so if you fuck it up thats on you, man.

Anyhow,

INGREDIENTS:
I should mention you need eggs. If you don't like omelettes fuck off, this isn't for you (I'll post my philly cheesesteak recipe next maybe idk)

This is also a quick fix sort of meal, fast protein so don't shit on me if its not all that.

anyways the ingredients are 2 EGGS
like 1 spoon of mayo maybe like 2 idk
salt, pepper and whatever other seasonings you like (stick to salt and pepper the first time around)
1 blender.
a bowl
a microwave
A dream

So what you do is you crack the eggs, dump the yolks into the blender, then dump the mayo and the salt and pepper (however much you need) and you blend that until its just a yellow liquid. Dump that into the bowl and then toss it into the microwave for like 1:30-1:45. It will fucking burn you so grab gloves or something when you take it out. Thats it. You're welcome.

Sidenote: you'll see it rising in the microwave- thats normal dw abt it.

give me like some ideas on how I can use this in a profound way, I need all the direction I can get.