Old dialog ideas

I’ve discovered a notepad with some of the old lines I’ve written down in high school while I was bored:

Yer a ray of fucking sunshine, right in my face, while I’m driving!

Good sellers are like good customers - few and far between

Do you want vigilantes?! ‘Cause this is how ya get vigilantes!

If I’d put eyes on a parking meter, you’d try to fuck the coin slot.

Ah yes, her wrath. Like a vengeful blood-thirsty corgi, she’ll rip your leg clean off ‘cause ya dared wake her up early.